Mario Party 4 Rant

So my friends and I decided to play Mario Party 4 on Netplay, and we decided to play doubles (me and a friend vs 2 of my other friends), and Holy Shit my friend that was on my team refused to accept the fact that he was literal dead weight. This moron couldnt do any of the 2v2 minigames to save his god damn life. Not to mention that he literally had ZERO (0) star contributions while I had TWO. The worst part is that he blamed ME for being bad. Like, I'm not mad that we ended up losing, but the fact that he claims that I was the reason that we lost makes me upset. This idiot keeps on saying shit like "Look at the stats" (referring to the end screen stats) and I'm here like WTF DO YOU MEAN "look at the stats"?!!?!?! The stats that say how many fucking red squares we landed on? How many fucking bowser squares we landed on? Literally the only semi-relevant stat on that list is coins earned by minigames which, since we were on a team, was more or less equal. He ended up beating me in that category by fucking 15 coins because of a fucking RNG battle minigame that we were playing and he happened to win. Then I was like "if you weren't a literal impediment during the 2v2 minigames we would have won. BUT NO he NOW says that since he beat me (BY ONE FUCKING COIN, MIGHT I ADD) in a free-for-all game prior to this game that he is better than me. It is also worth mentioning that I landed on TWO (2) BOWSER SQUARES in that game which resulted in me losing 50 coins that game and if it werent because of shitty RNG I would have beaten him due to me having more coins than him. BUT NO now he says how it is MY FAULT FOR LANDING ON THE BOWSER SQUARE. My other friends start to back him up on this and say that I could have "manipulated the dice roll by timing it" or some bs like that, which is theoretically possible to do, but since we were on Netplay playing at a MAXIMUM of 20 fps and roughly 90 FUCKING ping, there was no way on earth that was a possibility. Then they say how I could have just used A FUCKING MEGA SHROOM to make it LESS LIKELY to land on the fucking bowser squares. Let me fucking ask you idiots on here which is a better move strategically? a) Use a mega shroom to trample over multiple opponents and take 10 coins from them if I were to trample over them or... b) Use a mega shroom to decrease the chances of me landing on a square THAT USUALLY IS JUST A 10% CHANCE OF LANDING ON IN THE FIRST PLACE by ~2 fucking percent. God Damm. I Fucking hate bowser squares.

That one friend that lands on 2 bowser squares and loses the game for his team https://pics.me.me/when-a-nigga-cant-beat-you-in-2k-but-he-2329565.png

That wasnt during the team game; that game we got destroyed 7 stars to 2 stars. I landed on the bowser square twice during a regular 4 player match, where the guy who was on my team ended up beating me by one coin and later used that as an excuse as to why he was better than me.