How ___ am i?

How dumb am i? I once tried to pick up a 35 lb weight with my weaker arm and crushed my finger Also i thought a good way to deal with frozen fingers was to run hot water on them. Instant regret, imagine having a door slammed on all 10 fingers.

how white trash am i? i had some videos but i deleted then, panda knows

How tired am I? I'm so tired that I have been forgetting anything and everything important lately (name, address, age, etc...) and only just realized I have a doctors appointment tomorrow...

How weeby am I? When I hear the name of a ship, I think of the anime girl associated with it by Kancolle before I realize people are talking about the actual bloody boat.

How american am i? Everyday when the national anthem plays signaling its time for me to go home i end up whistling along to it while i wait for it to end.