Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

The ability to make cat noises when you laugh

The ability to filter air out of water, but only on land.

The ability to shapeshift into people, but only as criminals most wanted by the authorities

Has the ability to summon birds but only pigeons.

You have laser eyes... laser pointer eyes, and they run on watch batteries

Has the ability to fall asleep at will, because apparently I can’t..

Ability to fly anywhere but except over the ocean nor past borders

summon a single grain of sand once per day.

Naturally emitting a low level internet signal, that you yourself can't connect to.

Ability to use the dragon balls to only bring Bulma back to life