Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

The ability to turn into a brick once and stay that way forever

Ability to fly 1 cm off the ground at 1mph

The ability to turn into a Looney toons, but cannot join the room world.

The ability to rewind back in time, but forget that you did so

Ok dude from now you can taste the water flavour :D

Can scratch an itch anywhere on their body by using a portal in their nose.

The ability to think out loud without talking

The ability to keep secrets of others, but not your own.

The ability to predict when morning will come

The ability to turn into a bat with flightless skills.