Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

The ability to turn ice cubes from square to triangle and invent ice triangles

The ability to not taste chocolate

When you drink maple syrup while someone gives you a wedgie. You gain the ability to turn into a pancake

The ability to turn into an anchovy everytime you get wet

Ability to go 1 second back to the past.

The ability to make french toast only its with a baguette

Ability to breathe through your eyeballs

The ability to turn invisible for good

King Midas Touch. Only instead of turning everything you touch to gold, you turn it into bubble wrap.