Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

Grass Telepathy. Hearing the thoughts of grass as they walk by any.

Arms move independently without the brain's consent.

The ability to fart rainbows

The ability to detach your head and still live only you cant put it back on your body by yourself

The ability to puke rainbows. I know everyone wants that o.O

Summon turtles who will walk to you at turtle speed.

you can have the ability to bleed rainbows

The ability to break your most expensive and precious possessions with you mind.

The ability to tell when someone last went to the toilet.