More fun for you. A never-ending story.

And that is how commercial milk was invented.. from that point onwards diary companies cloned that kid and shaked him to produce cheap milk and sell it in the name of cow-milk

Now that there was a perpetual, never-diminishing source of milk, humans decided that there was no longer any use for dairy cows. This gave the peta foundation very little to complain about, and they sought out to protect the many cloned little girls named-

Parthenogenesis became very common and babies started poping out of every masturbation and periods! Soon people realized that sperm and ova can be self-fertilized so that makes them potential living beings.. this made masturbation and getting periods punishable crime. Females started using pill to supress periods and men started practicing abstinence from it.