Corrupt a wish

granted but your tortilla chips are gone i wish for the ability to teleport people places

Granted but you dont know where they will go. I wish i could read peoples minds

this game is fun you end up like that guy on code geass and you cant turn off peoples voices in your mind and you go insane i wish i was thin

Granted but you’re deathly sick constantly. I wish I was funny

Granted but your jokes are too politically incorrect to make a career out of it I wish I was born female

Your female wish was granted but the only thing that changed is that you have a vagina but still look like male. You became a Trap! I wish that the Playstation 5 will be backwards compatible with Playstation 4 games.

Granted but in order to play them you have to buy them twice, both on disk and thru the online store. i wish it could stay 70 degrees fahrenheit out all year

granted but now the seasons never change and famine wipes out all creatures i wish i had some soda

Granted but it’s old and warm. I wish I had money

Granted but its slimey and greasy and only in pennies. I wish I could be married.