Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

He always changes his birthday so no one knows when to actually celebrate it

(That's actually true) Decided to be nail artist for puppets as a career

Builds my puppets for me

Was the one who got me kicked out and banned from build a bear workshop because she found the bears I built unsettling

He modelled the unsettling bear after my personality before getting kicked and banned

Was kicked and banned out of earth for his unsettling personality

Was kicked and banned for having too many "kids"

Was the one who banned me for “too many” kids

(I actually would if I could) Forces me to babysit the ones I don't like/don't know

Actually says I force him but in reality he persists on asking to babysit until I get fed up and give the kids to him