What's the cheesiest joke you know?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac They take things literally

What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet? You'd think it's Rrrrrrrr...but it's actually the C

How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buck-an-ear

Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs

Why should you never fly with Peter Pan? Because you'd neverland