What's the cheesiest joke you know?

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Aug 02, 17 at 7:39pm

Why don't blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out of their dogs

Aug 02, 17 at 8:39pm

What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? "A beer please, and one for the road."

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Aug 02, 17 at 8:42pm

A jumper cable walks into a bar. He goes and asks the bartender "can I get a drink?" Bartender says "ok I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

Aug 02, 17 at 8:46pm

What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist?

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Aug 02, 17 at 8:51pm

I used to think that the brain is the most important organ, but then I thought "look what's telling me that"

Aug 02, 17 at 8:58pm

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station ans the other is a busty crustacean

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Aug 02, 17 at 9:00pm

The midget fortune teller that kills her customers is a small medium at large

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Aug 02, 17 at 9:01pm

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waaataaaaaaah!!!!

Aug 02, 17 at 9:04pm

The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. Her daughter didn’t look surprised.

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Aug 02, 17 at 9:23pm

A woman in labor started shouting "shouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't, didn't, can't!" The doctor told her "don't worry they're just contarctions"

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