How would you react if the above user confessed to you?

U light me up bb https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/99/56/bd99563bd2375d94f0ae96a95f7ec210.gif

I'll work your overtime if you work my undertime. Ya know what I am saying? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/860/519/262.png

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/3f/68/af3f682e3131e47d4a1e1e583b404379--toy-story-disney-magic.jpg Listen bud, I gotta tell it to ya straight! We've been in an out of this relationship for years. Ya know how sometimes I'd break up with you; other times you've left me, but we always came back together eventually. However I think we should really stop meeting like this. If you taught me anything it's how to be independent. You made me prioritize more important things in life such as managing money, learning new skills, and obtaining mad bussy. What I'm trying to say, Aleph, is there will always be a time and a place for a dick or an ass. Just not my ass and not your dick, capeesh? Now if you'll excuse me I've got these bills to spread on other people that are namely not you, Pookie Bottoms! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8a/7a/6d/8a7a6d054d15b2b69bd5fd69349c6c85--toy-story-woody.jpg