Horrible Pick-Up Lines
slapthefatcat @slapthefatcat
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slapthefatcat @slapthefatcat
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes
Oxford dictionary in the streets And Urban dictionary in the sheets
Mariam Webster in the streets And Buzzfeed in the sheets
I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U
^Stolen from various sources
Are you my dry cleaning? Because I want to bring you home.
I'm not wearing body armor, I'm just that hard.
^My originals. I will never use them.
wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas
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wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas
'Do anyone know you are here?'
afrodestinyfan @afrodestinyfan
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afrodestinyfan @afrodestinyfan
Well I've got another 'Pokemon' for you if you want you ;)
queeneymemey @queenmemester
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queeneymemey @queenmemester
can i put it in the butt
Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
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Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
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Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
panda @death543
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panda @death543
Can I have some buns
Bukephalos @bukephalos
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Bukephalos @bukephalos
A f*cking guy once hit on me, telling me I have nice eyes.... that bastard had never seen my eyes before. Should have punched him in the face. Guys if you pull such shit, look the person in the eyes before you do!
slapthefatcat @slapthefatcat
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slapthefatcat @slapthefatcat
I'm a guy and had someone tell me I had nice eyes. I was stunned because I had just come out of the bathroom. LOL.
Cero @cero
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Cero @cero
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