Tournament of BOWER!!!

*I take a casual walk around the arena as mea lands on my shoulder trying to stab me in my awesome muscles* https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dzi1g1CGHX0/WRfa61dw1hI/AAAAAAAA0tU/pZ1a_CDawF4tMMhFlaBL8UrgorP6IxOUwCKgB/s1600/Omake%2BGif%2BAnime%2B-%2BShingeki%2Bno%2BKyojin%2BS2%2B-%2BEpisode%2B32%2B-%2BMikasa%2BTries%2BStabbing%2BArmored%2BTitan.gif {Thinks to myself, "Maybe I should try eating some of those edible flintstone gummies for more vitamins"} Defend 5

PERECT DEFENSE 5! *Snake has to much of a high standard for Mea to work her charms.* *Despite this fact, Snake toughens his abs as Mea bonk's herself with her blades as its impossible to penetrate.* https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/033/758/Screen_Shot_2020-04-28_at_12.21.48_PM.jpg SNAKE 5 MEA 4 Time for Snake to put in his Flinstone gummies to work, cause he is gonna make Mea's BEDROCK!

"Heh heh, begone THOT" *I grab mea and toss her into the arena wall like my responsibilities* https://64.media.tumblr.com/07b3803125b5f928c891eb0fe71957fb/tumblr_orruq5P46W1vfdmp1o2_500.gif Attack 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHGLLzM2gM *this song plays* *as snakey senpai attempts to grab me, i remember his fear of dogs, which is why he has so many cats... so i make a doggo puppet with my hand and scare snakey senpai half to death!* https://media.giphy.com/media/eg4XVx7wuXPaHGIjDR/giphy.gif defense 3!!

Attack 1! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tof9difpUpo *Snake ingores Mea's mind tricks, and flings the thot into a side of a building.* *Like a chad, he doesn't fall for cheap tricks like those.* *As he is a true alpha male.* Mea 3 Snake 5 Mea, think something fast cause he is laser focused on destroying some booty!