Here comes dat Dank Memer

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy what's uppppppp http://i.imgur.com/3sD9MEJ.png Why should you read my introduction? BECAUSE WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF BEING HERE IF YOU DONT ******ING READ? HUH ? But read what my friends said about me on Twitter ! http://i.imgur.com/uz4oSUt.png In my past life, I was a turtle. I lived in the sewers with my 3 brothers. We were trained by our sensei and adoptive rat father in the (f)art of ninjutsu. My time was spent trying to thwart our arch nemesis and villainous ninjutsu master, Shredder! Let's just say my life is a whole lot less eventful now... :/ So... about me... I'm a simple mixed arabic-asian dude. Mah mom was algerian and korean while my dad was tunisian. I've been living in France since I was adopted (4yo).. And I still do. DID YOU READ THIS ******ING PART ? IVE LIVED IN FRANCE A PART OF MY LIFE THATS WHY I CAN SPEAK ******ING FRENCH LANGUAGE HELLOOOOOOOOOOO READ ME I'M A BIG TEXT DON'T ASK ME EVER AGAIN IF I CAN SPEAK FRENCH I like pizza and KFC and I'm a lazy ass nigguh, but I still find time to go to the gym ( BEEN LIFTIN' SINCE LAST MONTH AND I DIDN'T GIVE UP, WOHOOOO) and to the swimming pool, so I'm awesome. I work on the internet and make my own $$$. K just kidding I'm trying on youtube but that's just for fun, on the other hand I'm an IT studen :'(. I don't put a napkin in my lap when I eat at restaurants. You know why ? Because I believe in myself. Oh well I guess I'm also a nerdy guy.. ? I play competitive video games but these past few days I kinda feel bored ? Don't hesitate to ask me if you wanna play something with me someday, I play on EUW servers :) ( LoL, Overwatch, Ragnarok Online sometimes, ESO, GTA Online, ARK... ) I spend my time doing some business (meaning.. fucking writing code while watching anime and eating) and working out, watching movies when I don't play GAMEZ, but I'd like to travel and see more places. I have Whatsapp, Kik, Facebook, Snapchat, Skype, etc. Wanna know about the things I don't like, now ? Oh well, there are many... but one of the worst is definitely : https://us.ipstatic.net/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fs.hswstatic.com%2Fgif%2Fwasp-3.jpg Do you see this ? Do you know what this is ? This is a wasp. Spheksophobia is the phobia of wasps. Which is BULLSHIT. Phobias are irrational. Being afraid of wasps is totally rational. EVIL BASTARDS. If you're open-minded and have a sense of humor we will probably get along ( I think you can now understand that I'm kinda crazy ( and sexy ( and handsome ( and I have a big dick ))))

Oh dang, he's dank meme dude...welcome to that odd corner of that internet. Hope you enjoy your stay! xD Dig the hair mate! x3

@Sparky Thanks bro! And yeah I think I'll enjoy my time here :D And ty for the hair xD But they're dead now so I gotta leave them alone before bleaching/dying them again :'c

when your already annoyed but here come dat boi and he yells "oh shit waddup" http://i.imgur.com/VsAKzcL.png welcome to the site hope you enjoy your stay and have fun here

HERE COMES DAT BOI ( I like your spirit ) And sankyuu ! I hope too, if someone decides to talk to me ofc ;-;

Ok now that is the funniest thing that i have read in a very long freaking time for some reason i lost it at... [I don't put a napkin in my lap when I eat at restaurants. You know why? Because I believe in myself.] Do not ask me why but thats some funny stuff right there lol just from your bio your freaking awesome, Welcome! and enjoy the nice peoples of MO lol

Hehe I'm glad that made you laugh :D ARIGATO AND YEH, I'LL ENJOY MYSELF HERE ( not masturbating, I mean.. Meh I think you got it xD )

@taletellerinabox THANK YOU! I hope I'll be funny enough for teh rest of community too :D @A Smile Away(─‿‿─) Aww thx that's the sweetest thing you could say <3 https://pics.onsizzle.com/here-come-dat-poi-o-shit-waddup-im-sorry-i-2782868.png