Explain an anime plot badly.

Texhnolyze: From the network that brought you DBZ as a young child comes "Nihilism and Emo: the anime" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Texhnolyze_DVD_vol_1.jpg

Heavens Lost Property Forte: Attractive girls of varying hair colors and breast sizes who don't age all want to be owned by a very average perverted young man who is very very important for no adequately explained reason. Also nudity happens very frequently. Basically wish fulfillment for teenage boys. http://www.wallpapersxl.com/wallpapers/1920x1080/heaven-s-lost-property-forte/1977461/heaven-s-lost-property-forte-image-of-nymph-official-art-anime-vice-1977461.jpg

Kodomo no Jikan. 3 2nd year students; overly shy girl, I'm gonna murder you girl, and girl who sexually teases her teacher in an attempt to get him fired/quit. Student ends up wanting a relationship with teacher. Teacher keeps refusing, she pushes harder. Nothing happens. The end. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjb5uCTVEAEu6Y3.jpg

Shakugan No Shana An average boy with no personality meets a lolitastic girl with anger issues who initially steps all over him but eventually ends up falling in love with him. Also there's magic. https://images4.alphacoders.com/119/119036.jpg

Zero No Tsukaima An average boy with no personality meets a lolitastic girl with anger issues who initially steps all over him but eventually ends up falling in love with him. Also there's magic. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c7debb22a63c2524356fd3f67877c854850694683d3b635a0a3478a11ab7e273.jpg

Toradora An average boy with no personality meets a lolitastic girl with anger issues who initially steps all over him but eventually ends up falling in love with him. Twist: No magic this time! http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/anime/13/22128.jpg

One Piece: Through the power of meat, his friends, plot armour, and retardation, Luffy seeks to do everything Gol D. Roger did. And don't forget the "plot" progression. http://i.imgur.com/6UiDADz.jpg

The Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok There's this god. Only he's a kid. He's the legendary god of mischief. But he doesn't really do mischievous things. In fact he goes out of his way to stop mischievous deeds by being a detective. His butler is a snake and his dog can talk. And they are both this little boy's sons. There's a lot of cool references to Norse Mythology that are not really talked about but just sort of brought up.Follow the story of this little boy trying to find his way to Heaven by collecting pure evil energy. http://assets.hulu.com/shows/key_art_mythical_detective_loki_ragnarok.jpg (Fun fact: this was the very first anime I actually owned in full)

Sumomo mo momomo - Histories strongest deciple is looking to become a bride at the ripe age of far too young. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Sumomomo_Momomo_vol_11.jpg/230px-Sumomomo_Momomo_vol_11.jpg This isn't what it looks like Surprisingly no relation to Bobobo bo bobobo