Random thoughts...

@Ghost Switch your gender to female and have a big tiddy anime waifu as your pfp and change your bio to, "Hello my name is Victoria, what is your secret? cx hehe I am looking for a guy to treat me right." Then they will come flooding into your dms.

My ass is growing at an alarming rate now. I looked in the reflection of this window I was cleaning and saw my ass sticking out far compared to the rest of my body. It's not even the healthy type of thicc but the "I ate too much and now my ass will not stop growing" type of thicc. Looks like its time for that Keto diet again. ;-; https://i.imgur.com/1Zmmh9v.gif

Me a week ago: i cant wait to leave and go on this deployment, i hate my job so much, this is about to be fun, im Gonna have a great time. Me after 2 days: damn 6 months of this is gonna be rough. No wifi to play games, no friends, no personal space, super cold in my tent, super hot outside.

You can do this my friend! I had to do the same before too with no games or wifi outside my bunk in Maryland and Hawaii.

*minor inconvenience happens* Me: hopefully that is the last one, i cant take anymore. Life: https://external-preview.redd.it/kQ5ttb05xXNE0c6trY_9jfqyuzaQyc09z-cAVzy6jss.jpg?auto=webp&s=6e5c21239c8aa3a6461fc1bbb946ba062e229552