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gabriel_true
Well so far I ate 3 fruits today. All bananas. I'm just about 8 bottles of water in. I exercised for about an hour...then at 3 lbs of Mac and Cheese... Now I just need to read for 1 hour and go to bed at around 10...ish.
yaasshat
Feb 04, 25 at 9:26pm
See, the bananas will add enough (Hopefully.) fiber to counter act the potentially impending glorious cheese impaction. Either way... Gird your bowls and prepare you butthole, lad!
verucassault
I'm going to be one of those people and warn against eating too many fruits. Except lemons. Because scurvy.
yaasshat
Feb 05, 25 at 10:00am
Lemons will eat the enamel off of your teeth! There, I said it. Eat pine needles, instead.
verucassault
Feb 05, 25 at 10:05am
That's why you put them in water.... Although, I did get sensitive teeth once from sucking too many limes with my cerveza.
yaasshat
Feb 05, 25 at 10:16am
I'm not serious(Although, pine needles do contain a ton of vitamin c.)! Way to kill my goofy stupidity... ;P Yes, best served like in a margarita! I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just actively boosting my immune system AND avoiding scurvy!
verucassault
Feb 05, 25 at 10:36am
Right? Where's the rum?
yaasshat
Feb 05, 25 at 10:46am
Doc did say to put the lime in a coconut and drink it up, after all.
verucassault
Feb 05, 25 at 12:31pm
Pretty sure I was a pirate in a former life. Probably a bad one. Would explain a lot.
criselington
Bad as in bad at pirating, or bad as in "oh shit, run away pirate *insert other life name* is here"
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