Random thoughts...

I think one of the reasons why life seems to speed up the older you get is because as you get older you might stop celebrating certain holidays and traditions that you did when you were a child. People also tend to favor routine with work so that it doesn't take over their life or become too stressful. The day-in and day-out of doing the same thing over and over again makes the days run together. Before you know it you have not celebrated your foot into the grave.

Roger Bacon! That is all.

I'm a little confused as to whether or not you're telling me to A. Set my kitchen on fire B. Set my insides on fire