Random thoughts...

To date I can't understand why someone is always trying to sell a patch of woods by my home that for years has been known to be a drainage swamp that can't be built upon. Why bother owning it when one can do nothing of value with it as rental or business? Even the trees that are there aren't worth logging. Yet here they go again sticking some ugly ass sign up by the road desperate to find a buyer. On second thought maybe they hope that'd I buy it if they annoy the hell out of me with their advertising. Like if we piss this man off he'll take it off our hands so he doesn't have to see our signs!

*Reading Zombieland Saga Gaiden: The first Zombie* Holy Fuck, no wonder she's a legend. With just a Shovel, man. With just a shovel.

what a wacky waving arm flayling inflatable tubeman world we live in https://media1.giphy.com/media/wRBQ3NGXHds2kbmgqq/giphy.gif

Came in for overtime, but got sent home because we're overstaffed. Worked out for me anyway since my stomach is hurting right now. Wanted the extra pay, but I ain't got the stamina for it...ugh! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/12/3a/8a/123a8a4a5376fff07bfb8a09d608e242--hercule-at-midnight.jpg

Why does XD mean Lol? Why couldn't it be ZD, WD, YD or YDick? Tis life's existential questions https://media.tenor.com/NeuNNfRrPTIAAAAC/pepe-the-frog-thinking.gif

XD = lol because it slightly resembles a face closing their eyes shut with an open mouth in a state of hardy laughter. https://media.tenor.com/dprIM_5mgAYAAAAd/laughing-cant-hold-laughter.gif