You know what to do.
An Underling of the Void @jasonthedude
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An Underling of the Void @jasonthedude
''I really love you''
the_voice_of_anime @the_voice_of_anime
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the_voice_of_anime @the_voice_of_anime
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?". Truly the classiest of moves 10/10. Or if you want to be even more smooth "You do butt stuff?".
xynox @xynox
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xynox @xynox
"Do you want kids?" Isn't usually a good ice breaker with guys I heard.
"I live with my mum." are 5 but if you don't want to see a girl again. Go for it.
Many-titled Neko @mrnekotamer
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Many-titled Neko @mrnekotamer
This account has been suspended.
Ringo_Blue @ringo_blue
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Ringo_Blue @ringo_blue
"I'm not racist/sexist, but..." -- proceeds to tell something racist/sexist which I totally no longer pay attention to as I'm already busy thinking how to pay for my meal and get the hell out.
The three-word version of this usually goes like, "No offense, but..."
the_voice_of_anime @the_voice_of_anime
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the_voice_of_anime @the_voice_of_anime
"I drive a Prius"
Arc @arc
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Arc @arc
"So....butt sex later?"
azumakazuma @azumakazuma
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azumakazuma @azumakazuma
Listen, my favorite music
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Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @mrpopo
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Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @mrpopo
Donald trump for president!
duck @jullyann
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duck @jullyann
"You look like barney"
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