Dere Impression

This might be a hit or miss but I had the idea after rambling for a bit in another forum. What is your best impression of the arch types that you can give? Don't be shy, give it a try:D I'll start with one of the well known ones... I brought you some food but it's not like I like you or anything. It was just leftovers. http://orig13.deviantart.net/483c/f/2014/092/a/8/profile_picture_by_tsundere_bitch-d7cu0hd.jpg