What is it like dating you?

Meanwhile, BurningHalo sees where this thread is going and thinks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3fERPiyUxc

Lol Xypho I know the story and I still am going to tell you to man up like there are thousands of people out there fucking dying not even out of hungry but thanks to corruption and here you are making a big deal over a single girl. Go get yourself checked dude and leave this site alone for real.

@Arc: Really, he's going to come back like, "Oh cool! A few more pages on my thread!" Suddenly, https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JHS7po8pGz94TgQ/giphy.gif

Lmao I'm like http://45.media.tumblr.com/4738a9494d3bb835322efd2482dca37a/tumblr_nzc55qYMk21u5gbyxo1_500.gif If you wonder what's like to date me that same Saitama gif is the answer. That's the answer of my life.

@mariahaise: So dating you is like bright and purple? http://i.imgur.com/vX5mG8H.png @xypho: I'd be more willing to believe you if you weren't acting fucking nuts.

Kind of a bad time to post in this thread i'm guessing? @xypho You're taking yourself way too seriously man. If you respond with walls of creepy text I'd hate to know what it'd be like to talk to you in real life.