A Story I Wrote for My Social Studies Class

The title says it all. I had to write an original story based on Mali, and this future B+ was born. Spoopy Story Obama was at Russia one cool day, when he had the sudden urge to eat a sandwich. He went to Ayyy LMABRO’s Sandwicheria and ordered a nice, yummy sandwich… Little did he know, that sandwicheria was where Putin had been planning to catch Obama and use him as the power supply for his new devious plan: A time machine! Spooky, right? Obama stepped through the door and was greeted by a man who only spoke Russian. He said something in his language, and Obama cocked his head in confusion. the man then threw a sandwich at Obama, and Obama was a happy Obama. But then the spookiness Begins! Putin emerged from the backroom and held Obama (and his sandwich) at gunpoint! Obama was so mad that he dropped his sandwich before crying for 1337 plank times, by which Putin had already grabbed ahold of Obama’s sandwich and run to the backroom, putting it in his super powerful time machine. Obama chased him down and grabbed him by the shirt, but soon enough they were in… Mali! --- Chapter 1: Mali livin’ Obama cried for 300 more plank times as Putin rejoiced 300 times a second. But then more spookiness ensued. Mansa Musa, with a Jamaican accent, said, “Ya man, we are currently on a hajj, man. Who are you, man? Man, you look like you need some gold. I have plenty to spare, man.” And he threw some at Putin, who was smiling stupidly. “Stop looking at me like that, man. I can kill you, man. I am the most famous emperor of Mali, man. Man. Man.” Putin, however, would not stop laughing, and eventually died of laughter. Obama, however, got to see the rise of Mali, and continued on with Mansa Musa’s hajj. In the end, he never got back home, but he did get to go to Timbuktu and saw As-Saheli, a cool architect, and had some fun with him, and he even become a Muslim. Good enough, right? END

well.... ill say its more stupid humor than like "funny" but its just something that won't happen, obama would surely be lucky as hell' to get a dinner without the secret service being 2 feet away from him.