Game Grumps

Best Game Grumps/Steam Train/Table Flip quotes of all time: "I'm just gonna throw my face into his ass until he dies" - Dan "You can never be too angry for grammar" - Dan "If ducks were a person, they'd probably be Hitler" - Arin "You know how like if you're a guy you can learn to like suck in your adams apple and speak like a girl" - Arin "Yeah and how if you stick your head in the toilet for long enough you just grow gills" - Dan "Are bonus stage and Katie Holmes still together?" - Dan "Slight of hand. Very easy to do when you have eight of them." - Ross "Does that walnut have a toupee?" - Barry "If you don't believe in Jewish.. then..." - Arin "All rise, Judge Mental." - Arin "If my taint ever becomes sentient, I'm going to be very concerned" - Dan "Gimme that gun! Gimme that gun! I need to shoot the President!" - Arin "Man when you're famous you really can get away with murder" - Arin "Well at least kidnapping" - Dan "Did you ever notice that optimistic rhymes with cock... a... let's go eat pizza." - Arin "Maybe it's more fun to dip rabbits in poison!" - Dan "This game seems to be as confused as we are.." - Dan "This is like a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game" - Dan "I wonder what hedgehog sex looks like..." *awkward silence* "...I'm sorry, continue" - Dan *talking about Indonesia* "I'm not even sure it's a real country" - Dan "God I wish my urine fermented" - Dan "Isn't cadmium what..." -Arin "Cadbury creme eggs are made of. Correct." - Dan "Like when it faints you can just like kinda drag your sack across its face and like do whatever you want" - Dan "Well I mean...." - Arin "Cause we coulda been sack draggin a lot of roosters at this point." - Dan "In theory.... yes to that." - Arin "He was a much heavier pot smoker than I." - Dan "Maybe he shoulda lost weight." - Arin "Oh wait, Brock. The guy like who has like no eyes. That dude?" - Dan "He has eyes. He just chooses not to use them." - Arin "That's a choice you can make!?" -Dan "I feel like I have a little bit extra credence to ask that question considering I'm- I'm the one who has to sit next to the giant white, undefinable stain." - Dan "I know what that is! It's semen! So shut your mouth!" - Arin "That shit hurts when you're nine." -Dan "Yeah. You know what else hurts when you're nine?" - Arin "What's that?" - Dan "Polio" - Arin "........ Next time on Game Grumps!" - Dan "Sweet 'Your Own Mom's Puss' joke, bro" - Dan "My nostrils are in different time zones" - Dan "Excuse me, waiter? Is your ass soft?" - Dan "I fuck guinea pigs, and you know it" - Dan "Life begins at masturbation, Arin." - Dan "Do you think I came out the pussy drawin fuckin Mozart??" - Arin "You don't even know what two plus two is BIOTCH" - Arin "Have you ever tried to make a G chord with one giant finger? It sucks!" - Dan "Hey, pussy lips! Go fuck yourself!" - Dan " 'Cock loving slut. Barry, edit that out.' 'No Barry. In fact, find a visual representation of a cock loving slut.' " - Arin "Is it uh weird to you that this plant has underwear?" - Dan "When I have kids, dude, I'm gonna be disappointed in them 24/7." - Dan "I'm not 100% in love with your town right now 'Jerk Off Arm'" - Dan

SMM -PART 6- (starts from 14:46) Dan: nah-nah no no. It's okay-It's okay. This is easy. you can just jump at this a- * Baby browser unexpectedly jumps up at Mario while Mario's in midair* * Mario dies* * ARIN GOES WILD!* no-no! No! NO! NOOO! DON't FUCKING JUMP AT ME! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'll FUCKING STAB A BITCH!! DAN: heh-hahahaa Next timmee on GameGrumps... ARIN: I'll FREAKING GIVE YOU HERNIA! *Dan chuckles* ARIN: WHAT THE HELL MAN! _______________________________ Ahh this is guilty pleasure. I burst out laughing everytime.