I like my men / women like I like my...

With good reviews. I like my women like I like my dishes...

Already done when I get home. I like my men like I like my tractors.

Strong and ready from 5am I like my women like I like my sofa.

Ready for me to lay down on after a night out. I like my women like I like my teachers...

Smart, kind, and knows how to use a ruler. I like my women like I like my Nukes.

Flashy and impacting the lives of many people (also azuma the usb thing got a laugh outta me) I like my women like I like my bells

Having full control of whether my pants stay on. I like my women like I like my swimming pools.

Clean and tidy, smelling fresh. I like my men like I like my cats.

Scratching their nails on my back when they're in pleasure. I like my women like I like my chicken...

Hot and tasty I like my men/women like I like my beer