I like my men / women like I like my...

Melancholic, a little emo, and filled with all sorts of deeply forbidden secrets that the world shall never know. I like my women like I like my toy making polar elves.

Obedient and Replaceable I like my women like I like my saturated fat.

Tasty and better for me than I know I like my women like I like my green beans

Chewy Yet crisp, having butter rubbed all over them I like my women like I like my Showtime Rotisserie