I like my men / women like I like my...

easy to turn on and ready to go anytime... I like my women like I like my scotch

Scorching and Hard down my throat (lol it could work either gender?) I like my partner like I like my clothes

Warm and all over my body I like my women like I like my books

fun with adventures. I like my women like I like my lamp...

Turned on with a flick of the switch I like my partners like I like my politicians

easy to deride but not easy to forget. I like my partners like I like my llamas-

gentle but can be aggressive I like women like I like my towel

Furry, and moist after every use. I like women the way I like my peanuts.

hard on the outside but with a nice treat on the inside. I like my partners like I like my speakers-

They're only allowed to make noise when I tell them to. Otherwise I keep them in the closet. (XD so bad!) I like my women like I like my Men. (.______.)