Maiotaku members fanfiction

Panda and Matt were out having a good hiking trip out in the forest in a good guys day out. "Panda...hold on, we have to stop" Matt weezed. He knew he was getting out of shape. "Matt, I think there is something on your face..." Sunflower peeked out of the bushes watching the two. 'This is it! Now I can get see some of that sweet BL that I knew they had for eachother!' Sunflower very gently slid her hand down into her pants....and pulled out a camera. She was going to use the pics as blackmail later on. Meanwhile, panda pulled a tick out of Matt's hair. "Got it!" "Thanks, man. You know, maria has been really riding my ass lately. It's good to just get out and get some fresh air." "Wait, did you hear something?" The two turned to the bush but nobody was there. Instead, two maid outfits were laid out on the ground. "W-was that there before?" Panda asked, getting a little bit nervous. He tried to sound confident so Matt couldn't tell how scared he was. Or maybe, he was just slightly aroused. The thought of having somebody stalk him was his secret dream. "Oh please god let it be yuno..." panda whispered to himself, taking out a laminated digital picture of Yuno from his pocket and licking the front of it. "Halt you two!" Out of the forest came a burly man in a Lumberjack outfit. Following behind him was a slender, yet fit man wearing an ascot. "Who are you?" said Matt. "My name is Lux, and I am the Park ranger!" he stated, so proud of himself that his armpit hair poking out of his ranger's vest glistened with sweat. The other man poked out from behind Lux. "And my name is Frost! I'm actually not a park ranger. I was dared to go up into the mountains by myself wearing nothing but an ascot and haha, I got lost!" Panda and Matt were obviously disturbed seeing Frost in the nude, especially because it was very windy up there. Click! A flash went off. Somewhere in the trees. "What was that?!?" Frost said. He covered up his junk, and his legs trembled. "I think we are being followed..." panda said, blushing. Lux's eyes twinkled. "Taking photos in the forest is not allowed here! It is my park ranger duty to always eat healthy and find whoever breaks the park rules! All three of you, follow me! It is not safe here!" Lux trotted off into the forest and the others felt compelled to follow him. Matt because he was scared, frost because he was nude, and Panda....wait, where's panda? "That's okay guys. I'll just wait here alone. GOSH, I HOPE WHOEVER IS STALKING US DOES NOT FIND ME! TEE HEE" With that, panda skipped off into the forest alone. "Dammit!" Lux shouted. "The sun is starting to go down and we have a traveler missing. Follow him!" The men followed the dancing panda into the woods. "Wait, I found something!" Frost shouted. It was a magazine lying on the forest floor. "Let me see that, traveler!" Lux shouted. It was a BL magazine with an image of Gamzee kissing Flightless on the cover. Lux put the magazine up to his nose and took a huge wiff. "It smells like sunflowers...and something else. Some other perfume I don't recognize. "You can tell all of that just by smelling it?" "Boy, I've been sniffing porno magazines before you even came out of the womb. I know what I'm talking about. Come on, I have an idea who the owner might be. There is a witch that lives deep within the forest. That poor boy may have fallen into her trap already. God, I hope we find him in time." -To be continued

haha omg, Arc u make me seem like a stalker though I agree with Cotton doing that dare, lol black mail material right there