Maiotaku members fanfiction

Here is part 2 for you guys who haven't caught up to the story~ http://www.maiotaku.com/mytopics/1102/mytopics/26114?page=149 Frost shuddered. It was getting cold outside, and the cold winter air blew through his dress, brushing up against his panties. “C-cold…” He hated the thought of it, but he clinched onto Lux because he was emanating massive amounts of heat from his muscles. Leluch and Lennie, the mysterious couple that appeared before the group, led them deeper into the forest. Crows cawed from the treetops as if warning them. “The witches’ house is not much farther ahead”, said Lennie. “This time I will finally get that damn witch” muttered Leluch under his breath. “Stop right there.” Footsteps could be heard approaching from a branching path up ahead. It was a man holding a lantern. He was dressed in monk robes. “Ah, SadJester! It has been a while since we met!” called out lux. He let go of frost and gave the man a bear hug. “I told you, I prefer not to be called by that nickname anymore. My gambling days have long since been over.” “So, what are you doing up this late at night?” Lux inquired. “I can ask you all the same question. It is very dangerous in these parts at night. You’d best turn around now.” “My friend is out there!” Matt shouted, tears brimming his eyes. He had been unusually quiet for most of the walk. “Please, we have to help him! I…I don’t know what I will do without him!” “Is this true, Lux?” SadJester said with a grave expression. “Yeah! We’ll find him in no time at all, young traveler. Ranger Lux will never let you down!” Frost begged the monk, “P-please. Mr. monk. Do you have any spare clothes? I—“ “Very well, I will allow you all to pass. But beware, this mountain shows no mercy to young men with perky asses. Fair the well, travelers…” With that, SadJester walked past them, at a slow steady pace, until he disappeared into the night. “ This is it. I’m going to die in a dress. What will my mom think?” Frost pouted to himself. “ONWARD!” Shouted lux. Lennie rolled her eyes and they continued forward. “No no no no!” Frost shouted as he was dragged by the arm by Lux like a prom date gone bad. Suddenly Leluch and Lennie stopped. “Do you hear that?” Leluch said. Their flashlights shown to the treetops. The temperature suddenly dropped. “It’s freezing!” Frost said, clutching ever closer to Lux. “It’s you!” Leluch shouted. Click click click. A woman in high heels stepped out of the forest with her arms crossed. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/04/56/59/04565964ec371a7b361fe5116a47b169.jpg “What do we have here? It looks like I’ve found a bunch of idiots with young, fertile asses.” “Maria!” Leluluch screamed. “You never gave me your phone number even after I complimented you on your dress. Why? Why did you abandon me??” She laughed. A soft, deviant laugh that sent chills down Frost’s spine. “Because your ass…was not enough. You annoy me. Go die.” With that she summoned up an ice spear and it flew at top speed, piercing Leluch in an instant. He gargled out, cursing Maria in his last breath. “NOOO!” Lennie screamed, “I’ll kill you, you witch!” Lennie charged at the witch with a stake and some fairy dust. Without hesitation Maria froze Lenny in a block of ice and shattered it all with a powerful kick. “Oh my God, she killed Lenny. You witch!” Matt shouted. Maria’s eyes shifted to Matt . “Dat ass. I shall have dat ass.” Matt clinched his butt cheeks in fear. “Not if I have anything to do about it!” Lux shouted. He took off his shirt revealing his bulging muscles. He looked up and shouted towards the sky. An aura. “AAAAAGGHAAAAHAAHAH” Lux was powering up. He was no ordinary ranger. He was a super ranger. “AAGHAHGHAHGHAAAAAAA!!!!” He shouted, more intensely. Suddenly with force he farted out a chainsaw from his rear end. He had a conveniently placed butt flap to make this happen smoothly. Lux grabbed onto the chainsaw and revved it up. “It’s time to trim the Christmas tree, baby.” Lux said in a mainly tone. Maria was still taken aback by what she had just witnessed, but she quickly recovered before Lux had the chance to land his blow. She froze the chainsaw in place and threw it into the woods. It shattered like a vase against the trees. “Well, that's all I got.” Lux said plainly. “Looks like I’m going to have a three course meal tonight. A boy with slender fingers and a cute dress, a boy with a tight ass, and a strong man that I want to break; I think you all will enjoy my punishment very much.” http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140911164657/akamegakill/images/5/50/Esdeath_smile_from_ep_05.gif END OF PART 3