Corruption

No food for you then! Granted, it's a tattoo one. I wish it is a blizzard outside right now and get like 3 feet of snow.

Granted, it's negative 30 there now... I wish I had more suits!

Granted, I'd give you a 100 deck of cards. I wish I had a castle in Ireland.

That's lame! Granted, it rains constantly I wish I was eating dinner right now!

You never specified what kinda suit~ Granted, but I'd eat it all! I wish for a giant aquarium filled with tropical fish.

Oh, that's mean! Granted, ohh, exotic meals! I wish I had a cooler dog

Oh crap not my fish! Granted! It's a granbull. I wish I had a shark tank. Don't even think about falling in.

Granted, it has no sharks in it I wish i was the smartest person alive!

Granted, in your dreams... I wish I had a hoover board. Not broken or stole either.

How wude! Granted, you don't know how to ride it, so it just collects dust I wish I had four stomaches!