Corruption

Granted, but it's an innocent whale shark you'd be wrestling. I wish I can have a breakfast fit for a king.

Granted, I eat it all! I wish I could play the trumpet well.

You dummy Granted, and since I can't play the trumpet you win. I wish there was more snow here.

Granted, but I fly out there and steal all the snows! I wish I was a super cool drummer!

Stop stealing all the good stuff and steal the awesome stuff!! Granted, but everyone else would be a cooler drummer and no one would want you to play in their band. I wish I had a cabin by a lake.

Granted, its by Lake Placid and there is an alligator that likes to eat little puppies.... I wish I was at the weight room already!

Granted, but you'd end up hurting yourself. Badly. I wish my stepdad was a total a-hole all the time.

Granted, now your sister is I wish for a kiss from a cute girl!

Hey I like my sister. Granted, in a virtual reality and it's not me~ I wish I owned my own restaurant.

Granted, now you have tons of responsibilities and can't be on MO anymore. I wish I had a cool scar like Luxus!