Corruption

Trying to get rid of me now! Granted, I loved playing duck hunt as a kid (sorry, I had to!) I wish I was an astronaut!

Am not! Granted, but it's in a video game. I wish I had a Japanese garden.

Are too! Granted, the garden is full of poisonous snakes I wish I had a pet ocelot!

Am. Not! Granted, but it's my pet that you stole from me and he doesn't like you. I wish I had a house in the middle of a giant forest.

Definitely are! Granted, now you have poisonous everythings. I wish I was in your time zone!

Am not am not am not! Granted, but I'd dump buckets of snow on you and bury you in it. I wish I had owned an ocean.

Okay, you win! Granted, it dried up because of reasons! I wish it was Christmastime!

Because of reason? Granted, but I'd get all you presents. I wish I had a pyramid like the ones in Egypt.

Lol, I couldn't think of a specific reason. Granted, it's sold in a gift shop... I wish I ate more at dinner

Because of lack of sleep? Granted, but I didn't make it. I wish I had an ewok! Do not steal it.