Corruption

Granted, I'd so pop it as a prank!! I wish I was a movie star!

Granted, it already happen, you just don't remember. You were not that good. "WAS" I wish to win a Car.

Oh lame! Granted, it's a toy barbie car. I wish the Eagles to go to the Superbowl and win it this year!

You popped my waterbed... Granted, but they never play again! I wish I had an indoor water park.

Granted, it's full of fat hairy satyrs. I wish I wasn't hungry now...

Cruel man. Granted, but my food would taste bad to you. I wish I owned my own roller coaster.

Lol, disappointing. Granted, it's still full of fat hairy naked satyrs I wish I was more motivated to write...

Why hairy naked satyrs? Granted, but they'd all be sad love stories...? I wish I had an aquarium with clown fish.

Hahaha! Technically aren't they usually naked anyway? Granted, the are fish painted as creepy clowns. I wish I was in my comfy warm bed right now! :)

Weird~ Granted, but you'd end up falling asleep and won't be able to talk to me for awhile. I wish I had a duck pond.