Corruption

Granted, I snap all the strings! I wish I was a better musician the John Coltrane! (Hahahaha!)

You have got to be joking. I know who he is too! Granted, but I play the sax and I'm better than you! I wish I owned a beach that's not a nudist beach.

I think you win... Granted, it's in Antarctica. I wish I was more athletic then J. J. Watt!

Hahaha! Pikachu has beaten Luxus! Granted, but you'd suck at sports, especially football. I wish I had a Orange County Chopper. That's not Chopper from One Piece!

Now I know what to wish for though! Granted, you forget how to ride it. I wish I was as awesome as Claudio Sanchez!

Dang it!! Fine that one is yours. But.... Granted, but I'd be even more awesome. I wish I had a U-boat. Don't touch it or have it taken by the Germans!

Granted, I send my dogs to attack you and you fall off the boat and it crashes. I wish I could skateboard!

Not cool! Granted, but I'd push you over all the time. I wish I had a pizza that's not moldy or topped with grossness. Or eaten by you or your dogs or my dogs!

Mean! Granted, but I wild polar bear eats it instead! I wish I was as big as Lou Ferrigno! (Hahahaha!)

My pizza! Granted, but Gdozilla is still bigger. I wish I had a C-5 Galaxy. Not blown up, taking or missing parts.