Corruption

Hahaha, you are really enjoying messing with me... Granted, I'd fill it ravenous wolves!! I wish to own the Philadelphia Eagles!

But it's fun~ Granted, but only for a day and then you get fired. I wish I had a Kawasaki h2r. Don't blow it.

Granted, but I popped the tires and you can never replace. I wish my father was alive.

My bike... Granted, but he'd be a zombie (no offense) I wish for a buffalo steak that will only be eaten by me.

Wow!! How rude! Granted, it's moldy and rotten. :) I wish to eat an entire container of oreos tonight!

Noooo! My buffalo! Granted, but it'd be filled with maggots instead of oreos because I ate them all. I wish I had a banana tree.

Yuck! Granted, it would have banana spiders on it!! I wish the Death Star was real!

I said no spiders!! Granted, but it would be my Death Star and you'd work for me. I wish I had a Kaman SH-2 Seasprite. (look it up!)

Sorry, no more then! Granted, it has no helicopter blades. (I'm gonna start doing stuff that you would need to look up too.) I wish I was as husky as Tim Tebow!

I know who that is. I watch football. Granted, but no one likes you. I wish I could play the harp.