Corruption

granted but you tore a bicep i wish this was dark souls

Granted, it's the hard mode edition and you die on the first fight... I wish my metabolism was slower...

Granted, but you wouldn't have any food because I'd eat it. I wish I owned a Humvee.

granted but you turn the world inhabitable with your gas guzzler I wish mermaids were real

Granted, but they wouldn't want to be your friend. I wish I had a bag of Oreos.

granted but its empty i wish i had a ps4

Granted, but it's broken. I wish I owned a lake that's not dried up.

I have some oreos! Granted. It's filled.with.man eating piranhas. I wish for a super awesome day!

I want oreos! Granted, but I'd steal the spot light and make my day awesome. I wish I was a pirate who can't be caught.

I'll mail you some! Granted, you don't have a boat... I wish for a corvette sting ray!