Corruption

Granted, I'd play it better. I wish I was a super cool ninja!

Granted, But while on a mission you suffer injuries causing you to go blind and deaf. I wish i had the power to manipulate gravity.

Granted, but it would affect those around you and not you yourself. I wish I could speak Chinese.

Granted, but everyone else forgets how to speak chinese. I wish I had photographic memory

Dang... Granted, but you'd only be able to memorize things you don't want to memorize. I wish I had a Porsche that won't be taken by you, the police, aliens or blown up.

Hahaha Granted, you drive it into a lake and ruin it. I wish to live to 100!

Granted, But its a life filled with misery,pain, and loneliness. I wish to enslave all humanity and crush my enemies.

Granted you are alone on the planet. I wish there's only one universal blood type.

Granted but everyone has the affliction of the beast from bloodborne I wish i cancelled everyones wishes

Granted, you just cancelled your own too, back to where we were before. I wish to not have to take this week off from lifting...