Truth or Dare

Damn that's cool Truth or dare here

That's a bald face hornet and I absolutely hate those aggressive bastards... always trying to fly into your face on hot summer days. But, I still think they're pretty cool. However, I both like and hate these more... http://i.imgur.com/L6Se2OM.jpg So as not to derail, truth or dare me, suckuhs!

Hmmm... Tough one, snake. I am a bit socially retarded, after all. I'd have to go with almost getting caught jerking off. It was a lonely autumn's eve many years ago. I had snooped through my older brothers room (As is customary of younger siblings.) and happened upon gold. You see, he had something wonderful that he procured from one of his friends. What was it, you say? It was as if an oasis was found in a barren waste land. (You see, I had no internet back then and such wonders were truly a luxury to behold.) It was porn, glorious porn. Now, the smart man would've found a different place to indulge, but I didn't have time for such things in this time of dire circumstances. I used the TV in our living room, it was late and I thought everyone was asleep... That is, until I heard a rustle... My mom had woken up, so I turned off the TV and darted out the closest door, in the nude. Pffft... Clothes? Again, ain't nobody got time for that. Luckily, the basement door was unlocked, but un luckily my mom noticed the sudden commotion. She yelled down to me that I was scaring her and I replied with "You know what I was doing...". Almost twenty years later and we do not speak of that which shall not be spoken. XD I'm sure I have plenty of other tales to regale you with, but that one was the first I thought of.

No worries yaasshat. All men have experienced a near masturbation exposure experience with our mothers. Same with mine too. Lol

Snake... No, all men have not "experienced a near masturbation exposure experience with our mothers". Phrasing. ;P

@Max Can't, too busy abusing her.