how to have sex with your girlfriend

Let me be frank here. If this is the first time you've ever visited your SO-- Calm down, sex isn't everything. First at least prove to her parents that they can trust you; there needs to be trust all around. Be mature, be communicative to her parents and her. iscommunicativeaword And trust me, there are alot of other things that are still "fun" that you could do besides sex. Now I'm not demeaning your sexuality or lifestyle, I'm just going by other people's experience, who most of the time, later in life wished they had waited for the "right" time. bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I your choices breh. ~T

So I have this friend who is slightly older than me who has a daughter that's 17... her long distance boyfriend came to visit her. I was used to the guy anyway because they skyped everyday. We all even played video games online together. But since he was staying in the house, my friend-the mother, was really stressing out about their proximity but she didn't want to upset her daughter by checking in with them constantly. Being the great friend that I was, I made both the kids so uncomfortable they wouldn't DARE try anything in my friend's house. All out of sheer comedy on my part. ^_^ anyhoo, expect that and maybe cool your engines on wanting to get boned. The second time he came to visit, all the adults were much more relaxed around him because he was patient and waited. Plus the girl is 18 now so...

It's easy man fuck her in front of her parents and look them straight in the eye, assume dominance. And if that doesn't work, I have no more advice to give you.

I mean, she has two holes down there. You have a 50-50 chance, so just flip a coin or something. You'll know if you make the wrong choice. Trust me, she will let you know VERY clearly. And no amount of excuses will help your case.

@verucassault Because I'm the worst human being, hoho, how I would looooove to do that ~T

I like how no one has zoomed in on the fact this guy is rushing into have sex with a girl he most likely haven't even met before.. The lust is seeping out brother, let me patch that up with some duct tape xD Just wait before rushing into sex, also to have sex.. remember that old joke when you were in elementary school about "Parking your car in her garage" that's pretty much it, aslong as you don't go ramming it in her ear you are fine. Shouldn't you be worrying about how to kiss her and hold her hand first, sex can be dealt with at a later time.