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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
What? Lol
trahecreations @trahecreations
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trahecreations @trahecreations
Um one I got was. "Let's play a Shadow Duel!"
My response was. "Oh no, I know you! You want to try to beat me to win something from me, what is?"
He said "If I win the shadow duel, you will be my girlfriend."
My response. "No, No, NO, You can not trick someone into dating you or even into liking you! I don't like you that way! I have no attraction to you whatsoever! So No, I won't date you, duel you, or hang out with you. Bye! You really crossed the line." and I stormed off.
Seriously though wanting to get me to agree to date him without telling me. low. lower is that he wanted to win me like some 1900s Damsel.
M u g i ❤ @stellalina
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M u g i ❤ @stellalina
Here is a good pick up line!
" Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nadayo! "
O|̿ ̶̿'╮|̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |͇̿ ͇̿ @oreo717
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O|̿ ̶̿'╮|̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |͇̿ ͇̿ @oreo717
baby did u just fart?
cuss u just blew me away...
panzerkampfwagen @panzerkampfwagen
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panzerkampfwagen @panzerkampfwagen
Aye, bby.
Are you a Sherman Tank?
Cause you light my life up like a Candle! ;)
hibari kyoya @lovely_complexities
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hibari kyoya @lovely_complexities
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Omg lol lovely thats funny and messed up XD
hibari kyoya @lovely_complexities
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hibari kyoya @lovely_complexities
lol thanks xD
Did it hurt? When you broke the earth's crust ascending from hell?
D͓̽o͓̽n͓̽e͓̽ @verucassault
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D͓̽o͓̽n͓̽e͓̽ @verucassault
If stink was good, you'd be a big pile of shit.
If they laugh, WIN. If they don't, meh.
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Haha what in the world XD @veruca
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