MaiOtaku Wizard Clubhouse & Countdown Thread

You know what I'm talking about! and if you don't, well there is an internet myth saying that if a person manages to still be a virgin at the milestone of 30 years old, he will attain magical powers on the level of a highly-skilled wizard. The saying started on 2ch, but became popular worldwide and has even been featured in some popular media, as shown here: http://i.imgur.com/6Ex4pnd.png I've got 4 years left until I become a wizard. How long until you become a wizard? Are there already some wizards here? Or perhaps you threw away your chance long ago? Haha, fools! .... ... .. ;(

I've been a wizard for years http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll287/21wq/ponies/thumb_zpsvl8jslfk.gif