Online Dating Advice

Eh, wizards have those weird pointy hats, I'd rather be a NEET, they are more badass and get put into another world based on just games! (Yes No Game No Life reference :P) Although I guess turning into a 30-year-old virgin would level you up to hikikomori...

Ah...To be a wizard. Gather round, childeren. I have an amazing story. There once was a young lad. Now, this lad was a warrior in training. You see, he slayed a dragon or two every night. He trained in a life of solitude, void of human contact. But alas, before his training in wizardry was complete, a mighty enchantress approached him and beguiled his every sense. She was after his sword and he knew not... She waited until he was mesmerized by her foul trickery and before he knew what was to befell him, she had taken his mighty sword. Poor lad... All he can do now is lament on the days of yore. Even the dragons don't bring the exuberance they once did for him...

Pffft, normally wizards don't have swords, only that wooden staff. Unless he's a magic knight, then yes he has magic and a sword. (And no I didn't imply staff=penis or sword=penis)

Gandalf used a sword and staff sometimes...maybe wizards get to dual class at 100. Online dating/LDR require a lot of work and patience. Some do well others do not. I have had better platonic friendships via long distance than romantic ones. Not my thing really as I need to connect with someone on all levels or the attraction fades after a while.