Biggest Turn-on

You know, there's my surrogate guardian who gets drunk a lot and hits on me but she has a lot of sex with this other guy and it freaks me out... And she spills my drinks when I'm sad And then there's a girl who looks like my mom a lot and I don't really know why but my dad hits on her and it's kind of freaky too. But I did accidentally grab her boob once which was kinda cool And then there's another girl who lives with me and makes me wear her uniforms and speak in German but she's kinda hot I guess but she hits me and I may have strangled her once or twice after flipping a table because she's just mean But my true love is... a boy on the moon who held my hand in the bath and hits on me a lot and it's kinda soothing I dunno But he's dead now so I'm always sad But I did see a giant version appear in the sky and that was nice So yeah albino boys do it for me I guess

Sorry it was a rebuild of the comment I am useless

Sorry it was a rebuild of the comment I am useless

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