What are the perks of dating you?

It's not fair! I can't score because all you girls are all the way over on the other side of the Atlantic. Also sleeping on the floor isn't that bad.

I pity and envy the boys your age lol. Pretending you were old enough: Perks of dating me besides being a good man and the mushy stuff. Having a competent, reliable, and trustworthy partner. Someone calming that be an anchor in chaos or an intense lover and fighter when appropriate. Someone who can be your friend, a refuge that rejuvenates inner strength, a coach, a sounding board, a lover, and a sparing partner. People often confide in me because they value my insight and discretion. My company values my ability to be approachable and friendly with high profile customers and setting their minds at ease when we take their millions of dollars(I wish I got a cut of that doe =( ). I am an experienced JOAT with a technical and analytical skill-set that is broad and deep. I am a balancing force with a playful, mischievous, streak.

Darku so serious... yas. Florida is lame... come to florida pls

Aww Key that not what I mean. I am serious often I guess, FL is a nice place but I got tired of living in Hurricane alley(Carolinas in Hugo). This thread was on page one when I started writing, have to catch up lol.

yeah bruh i'm a real man and i will live by the motto of talk shit get hit all the stuff you said was really profound too

Well I am an adult, it comes with the territory. You will earn your own bragging rights eventually if you want them. I was not trying to show anyone up but answer a question honestly and completely is all really.