10 Signs You May Be In A Harem Anime

It's obvious some of not most of us Otaku have dealt with this type of thing before. So to you that may not see it, here's a short list of signs you might be in something like a harem anime. :3 1.) The number one obvious sign is that you're not the talkative type, but you seem to know some of the female/male population in school enough to talk to them. This is one of the reasons the males/females you're talking to want to get closer and understand you better later on. 2.) There are a variety of people you know (this is coming from #1). Pretty much saying or not limited to: quiet types, outdoorsmen/women, other Otaku, and maybe even the anime "dere" types of people. You might have a set persona for each person you talk to if you have them. [Example: One is someone you barely talk to but you understand completely, you feel like you can do alot outside with one, one might talk about nothing but anime with you, or maybe you'd be lucky enough to get a Tsundere.] 3.) No matter what you do, they'll always forgive you. Even if you accidentally said something they didn't like (may become obvious), they will not stay mad at you for a long period of time. 4.) Most of your friends are either complete idiots or the best people in the world. I mean, you had to have met some of your harem somewhere, right? 5.) If you fall in love with one girl, the others will punish you in some way that stops it from happening. Basically saying, they will have a form of competition over you... or one of them will murder you to stop it all completely. Their choice. 6.) At some point they will get to the point of fighting over you. Whatever you do, don't try to intervene, this will result in your death. 7.) You've been called an idiot or stupid at least once by almost all of them at some point yet they'll still like you. If you haven't figured out you're in something like a harem anime yet, this is a sign. 8.) No matter how unreliable you are now, your harem will make you reliable in some way. If the situation calls for you just killing a bug, you'll do it and succeed even in the moments before your harem, you'd just let that simple bug crawl away. 9.) They will have some form of physical love for you. They might share a hug or two with you, but it's inevitable one of the people in your harem will stop you (look back on #5) if you get too close to one. 10.) You'll most likely be a virgin and end like a virgin by the time your harem ends. Sorry guys/ladies, but it's a strong possibility. Brought to you by Dr. Okabe, the drink for intellectuals. (Not real, but would be totally worth it if it was.) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MXIDjJ2QeE0/U5yYnnNKitI/AAAAAAAADQA/UaPTJlRY5MQ/s1600/dr-pepper-steins-gate.jpg

#5 sounds like a bad friendship. XD Well, unless they knew the person you fell in love with to be a horrible person.

@Kohagura It is the power of the harem anime, young Otaku.

Ooh, I got some more... 11. You are oblivious to when your group flirts with you. 12. Males: You must be plain with dark hair and have a "I just want to be normal/live in peace" mentality and be an accidental pervert. Females: You must be pretty with feminine clothes and have a happy-go-lucky or naive mentality and be a doorstep.

Those are the best ones... Ah damn... I chose a favorite. That means I'll die, right?

@oniiai Hi Naoto. XD