[Spoilers] Explain an Anime Plot Badly

Inspired by the Twitter hashtag, explain an anime plot in the worst way possible. I'll start. Normal, everyday guy realizes he hates normal, everyday life.

Are we supposed to guess what anime you're referring to? Because there's a billion anime about normal guys who hate normal life. Love live: Girls sing and stuff precure: Girls beat up bad guys. k-on: Girls have some tea and cake. Lucky star: Buy more Haruhi dvds!

Full Metal Alchemist: Two brothers, high on acid, are convinced that they can turn stuff into other stuff and roam the countryside trying to prove it while everyone stares at them awkwardly. Naruto: A young man embarks on a mission to convince people it's not butter in the container he's holding. Queens Blade: Ecchi doujinshi has to come from somewhere. Detective Conan: "After seeing that one piece of hair on the ground, I instantly know who killed the landlord, who robbed the bank, this weeks lottery numbers and who fired the magic bullet that took out JFK." One Piece. A man spends most of his adult life never learning how to swim and blames it on fruit. Code Geass: Main character has the ultimate power of suggestion and kills people instead of getting gree BJs. Gurren Lagann: Their power comes from the geometric shape of a spiral. Hayate No Gotoku: Why was the main character stolen from D. Grey Man?

Genshiken: Otaku people doing Otaku things. Squid Girl: A squid in human form thinks she can rule the world. Girls Und Panzer: Girls riding tanks. 'nuff said. Busou Renkin: Magical heart transplant goes horribly wrong! High School of the Dead: Boobs, guns, and zombies.

School Days: Chad, the Anime Durarara!: An Occidental view on Japan.

Angel Beats: Dead kids dying Sailor Moon: She swears in the name of the moon she'll kick ass Lucky Star: I buy sausage Baka & Test: What? This is how school works? Peach Girl: If you don't say you love me I will jump out of this window I sw-

Kill la kill: Harnessing the power of boobies for strength Attack on Titan: Humanities last stand *turns into titan* Clannad: Well they're the drama club for a reason