Once Upon A Time..

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because _____ in the land of _____ were _____

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he ____ and pulled out his____

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off ____ at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for ____

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a _______ , now down on her luck, and ____________

Haha lmao yeah XD There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad _______ jumps out and grabs her then ______