Once Upon A Time..

There was a ______ who/that was a/had _________ ? Get it, we're playing something like Madlibs. Just fill in the blanks and let the next person continue the story. This probably won't get many responses, but that's cool because I get to finish the story today in that case! Okay, so.. There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in the forest of _______ when suddenly __________ Your turn (:

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and _____ he fought him off with a ___

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and offered him candy then he fought him off with a stick which was infact ___

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of (hoties) and got a (boner) when suddenly (a molester came and he fought him off with a stick) (which was in fact) not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was _______!

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of (hoties) and got a (boner) when suddenly (a molester came and he fought him off with a stick) (which was in fact) not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a ___

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of (hoties) and got a (boner) when suddenly (a molester came and he fought him off with a stick) (which was in fact) not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony ____ on the molestor for ____ on the elf.

It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony (peed) on the molestor for (attacking) on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I'm a ______pony and all I ask is that you _____me!