Farewell

It's come to this. I am leaving the site as of tonight. If I do not return, it is because I have taken my life. I can no longer live with this fucked up liver. I probably drank 1 too many Long Island Iced Teas or Incredible Hulk and now have switched to Capt'n & Coke and contracted alcohol poisoning from it and to prevent further suffering I'm going to take 2 excedrin and drink some gatorade in the morning. This is goodbye... Try to remember the good times we probably didn't share ever to ease your pain of loss of me.